Howard is looking at pictures of Baconators™ on the internet. Howard thinks “I know everything and I am always right.” Howard feels really proud. Howard loves himself. Howard opens his bedroom door and then sits back down and looks at more pictures of Baconators™. Howard goes downstairs and gets some Pizza Lunchables™ from the refrigerator. Howard sits at the kitchen table. Howard thinks “Screw my roommates, I’m getting naked.” Howard feels fucking great.