2.)

Howard is in Wal-Mart™. Howard is surprised that he is uncomfortable. Howard holds a large American flag t-shirt to his chest, then Howard holds an extra-large American flag t-shirt to his chest. Howard tries on a black hooded sweatshirt. Howard takes it off and looks at the color. Howard takes the black hooded sweatshirt past the check out line. Outside Howard remembers he wanted underwear. Howard walks to where there is underwear and picks up a package of three pairs of extra large underwear. Howard is happy that he will have new underwear. He thinks “I will put these on in the dressing room.” Howard walks past the checkout line. Howard feels like shit.