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Howard is driving his car. Howard locks The Club™ to his steering wheel. He walks into a McDonald’s™. He orders food and eats it. He drinks 42 ounces of Coca-Cola™. He pisses four times. Outside he can feel winter coming. He wishes he had eaten a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese™ instead of a Big Mac™. He unlocks The Club™ and drives to the Adult Superstore. He locks The Club™ and finds a DVD of scenes featuring Jenna Jameson he watches three of them and feels good and not confused. Later he goes home and feels like shit. He goes to bed. He thinks, “Lisa and I will fuck again and this time it really will be nasty. She’s a skank.” He is asleep.