5.)

Howard thinks about the black Nike Air Jordan’s™ he wore the summer after his junior year of high school and a little bit of his senior year of high school. He thinks of eating fast food. He gets out of his bed. He connects his cell phone to its charger. He presses the spacebar a whole bunch on his Gateway™ desktop computer because the screen has gone black. He types the phrase “Pig” into the search field on iTunes, and then listens to the song Piggie Pie by Insane Clown Posse. He takes off his clothes. He takes the sheets of his bed and lies naked on the scratchy mattress. He masturbates for three hours and fifteen minutes and then he takes a shower and then he puts on the same clothes and drives his car to work.