11.)

Howard is lying on his bed. He is hung over. He is wearing white underwear and white socks. The dog is in his room. He is leafing through a Playboy with a WWE Diva on the cover. He puts the magazine down. He looks at his dresser. He thinks about applying for a credit card and then buying a ton of shit with it and then not paying for it. He will max out the card and buy a bar. He thinks about killing himself.